What devotion sounds like in the wild.
A few things I’ve learned over the years…
Men become unexpectedly articulate after a certain kind of experience.
Especially when they’re trying very hard to impress you afterward.
A sweet unravelling seems to affect everyone a little differently.
Some become poetic.
Some become strangely philosophical.
Some lose all ability to type coherently.
Some completely lose the plot.
A few of my personal favourites:
Honestly… that may be the most technically accurate review I’ve ever received.
Somewhere between “gorgeous boobs” and “midichlorians,” he completely lost me… and then won me back.
Equal parts Yelp review and psychological warning label. But… I kinda love it.
Occasionally, they seem genuinely startled that I’m a real, live human being.
Occasionally, someone notices the plot. 😉
Well… Anyone who knows me understands my affinity for wine glasses…
The interesting part is that none of them are really describing the same thing.
And somehow… they all are.
People call it obsession when they don’t understand devotion…
Honestly, I could probably publish a whole series of these.
And, these are only the reviews I felt comfortable posting publicly. The really interesting ones usually aren’t fit for publication.
There’s something endlessly fascinating about the things men reveal after a sweet unravelling… especially when they’re trying very hard to leave an impression afterward.
There are many ways to show devotion. A thoughtful, beautifully written review has always been one of my favourites.
What will yours say?